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margaret cho

so a friend of mine recently gave me a dvd of margaret cho's standup show, assassin; and it's fucking hilarious!! this bitch talks about everything and the videos i'd embed would be countless so go look her up on youtube. but i laughed so damn hard at this even though it wasnt in the dvd:



"i'm just slutty, where's my parade?"

and that whole bit where she impersonates her mom is just priceless.

cultural videos

lolololol miss swan. her outfit fucking owns you.

miss swan being a phone sex operator:



"big little big little"
"hellooooo supavisooh"
"hellooooo foxy lady dirty talk for you i put everyting in my mout"

miss swan at a bar:



"ooh gu fo you tod"
"i not cute i sexy"
"you so stupid"
"yeah he's ok"
"i like me too"
"uppa uppa uppa uppa up"

classy, classy bunifa taking her driving test:



"so faaaaaaane"
"oh no you di-int"

virginal

madtv skit of christina's "beautiful":



"unless this don't sell then i'm going right back to being a hoo-hooh-oh"

the original:



amazing song! the drag queen was a bit too much though.

omg.. the truth behind fur

oh my god. this has to be one of the cruelest things i've seen, and this is probably one of the less violent videos out there since a lot of the ones in youtube are blocked by my ISP. if you have a weak heart do not watch this but bear in mind that animals (cats and dogs included) in most fur trade transactions are skinned alive and tortured to starvation because they're easier to kill when they're weaker. this is so sick.



another video is available at the bottom of PETA's worst dressed celebreties of 2006 list, it's so cruel and gruesome that I had to stop it when they were skinning that raccoon coldly. god, have they no hearts? i'm glad i don't wear any fur.

in lighter news, mary j blige's "we ride" video is now out, it's not bad! i love the song, notice the irony in her wearing fur in one of the segments, and wtf is up with that fugly white dress?



whatevs, still love the song.

some tracks ive recently added to my library (download them!):

benny benassi - i love my sex
beyonce - beautiful liar
everything but the girl - missing
björk - play dead
björk - army of me
jessica simpson - fired up
nelly furtado - say it right

blogger has been fucking annoying!! i can barely post anything.

wkd recap

highlights of my weekend:
-got a new pc desk
-took my paintings to get em framed
-johnny salhiya with friends, was really fun talking about our pasts and dumb things that we used to do haha
-been checking out ANTM cycle 7 photos, theyre really good!
-catching up with some shows, HEROES IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER!!!!!!!! LOL THE MIDSEASON FINALE IS AMAZING.

oh britney, find yourself a time machine asap.
ah, the good times:

everytime


born to make you happy (love this song)



toxic


crazy (why hello, '90s)

omagad shoes

i cannot believe that i haven't posted this already, it's been my ringtone for like a couple of months now hahaha. this is probably the best thing that has happened to youtube:



"what the hall?!"
"condamns"
"i'm gonna butchslahp yaw, shatbahg"
"stupid boy"
"these shoes are 300 fucking dollars!"

fun

MY DAY: felt lazy so i didnt hit the gym today, went to get my paintings framed but apparently it got complicated and confusing so i have to consult the department on how they should be framed and shit.
later went to marina mall with a couple of friends and caught up with some other friends while i was there, i officially have a jeans dilemma. i need stores that sell good skinny pants, damnit!
had fun going crazy at marina, it's always nice to vent, be silly and act with freedom and carelessness every once in a while. god knows we're always under constant scrutiny as long as we're in this country.

have a laugh with mayor adam west:



"Oh no she dee-int"
"That's a person's name!!"

weeds

stupid ass blog didn't process my post last night and i'm really not in the mood to type it all over again.

a radiant full moon in a clear dark sky is an amazing sight.



weeds is fucking hilarious!! i'm just done watching the season 2 finale and my god, it's kickass. it's basically a compilation of disfunctionality, vulgarity and humour. i'm really digging it, can't wait for season 3!



found some classic vids from the show.

lmao this is one of my favs from season 2:



"Stuff that comes out when you rub it." HAHAHAHAHA.

and a couple from season 1 haha:



"I'm gonna take your free goat and shove it straight up your ass."
"What goat?"

LMAO!!!!



"Those are not boobs."

another slow day..

pretty boring day, doing progress on the painting though! hopefully it's gonna turn out really good. :)

watched an episode of america's next top model today. the show's pretty good! I take interest in photography and it's always nice to see models bitching and striving to get to the top, haha.

i love their photoshoots!





i'm so pissed that they disqualified AJ though! i love the way she looks.

i heart family guy

funniest cartoon ever. some of my fav clips:







^ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

just one of those 'blah' days

slow day.. did okay in my maths midterm i guess, the surprises are yet to be unveiled soon. physics tuition for 2 hours then off to the gym, watched grey's anatomy 310 and ugly betty 110, they were both great! ugly betty was awesomeeeee. (BETTY, GET WITH THE CUTE DORKY ACCOUNTANT ALREADY!!)

for those of you that don't watch ugly betty, you freakin should.



HOLAHA!!!

statements

i love hayden panetierre. i really don't get it when people in online communities claim that she can't act, she's a good actress damnit! one of my fav characters in heroes. (and of course, her cute as hell outcast friend, Zach [Thomas Dekker])




^ as claire bennet from heroes.

^ hayden with hobag paris hilton. :( GET AWAY FROM HER, SHE'S CONTAGIOUS!!

jesse metcalfe is a fine piece of meat. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. and these speak for themselves:



oiiiiiiiiii.

raped by tuition

NOVEMBER 30, 2006

today was 'major tutor rape day'. was supposed to have lunch with the folks but instead, physics 4:30-6:30 and maths 8-10. basically my day was murdered by tuition, i watched family guy 607, american dad 307 and how i met your mother 210 before my physics tutor came.

family guy 607: it was okay as far as family guy episodes go, though 606 was WAY more funny. 8/10

american dad 307: one of the funnier american dad installments, was pretty good. 8/10

how i met your mother 210: as barney would say: LEGENDARY! god, i love this series. season 2 is sooooooooo good!! and this episode was sort of gay-centric so that's a plus haha. 9.5/10

went to the gym at 10-ish, as soon as my maths tutor left. very few people were there, yellow shirt dude was there! he's a guy i've been noticing at the gym, he's always there and he's flaming hot! hahaha. well, that was the highlight of my day. god i wanna spread him on a sandwich and eat the shit outta him HAHAHA. okay, enough.

lots of hype about wii and ps3 consoles these days, i'm probably getting a wii soon, i mean, how can you not?! get persuaded by this video:

a disordinary night

NOVEMBER 29, 2006
posting yesterday's entry today cuz my net's been crappy as hell.

so it started off pretty normally.. school, came back and watched heroes ep10 which was mind blowing as most of the episodes so far, i fuckin love that series to bits. called the physics tutor and cancelled my tuition for today to make it to the rock concert and hang out with a friend i havent seen in a while due to rescheduling. went to the gym at 6, got back home, got ready and stuff then went to the concert spot and arrived there 1:45hrs late at 8:45. ugh! i pretty much missed most of it but from what i've seen it was pretty fun! tonssss of people, it was held in a large backyard/garden with rows of chairs and a stage up front, i heard three vocalists, two of which rocked and one sucked, the guitar players were REALLY good. i got to hear one of my fav songs get played! evanescence - my immortal (the girl singing it was realllllly damn good!) had fun with my friend, a hot guy was eyeing me and i noticed him but im too much of a damn chickenshit to do anything about it, and he didnt say hi or anything! ugh. i went looking for him a bit later on but he'd already left by then. GRRR!! well, i then asked my friend to go have dinner in johnny rockets or something cuz pretty much everyone left and they were clearing up everything. he said there was some sort of gathering that was gonna be held a bit later on and the bands were gonna play songs they liked and he wanted to play with some bassist from a band... i had to go through a lot of trouble to get there and it ended up pretty bad, awkward silence and glares between me and my friend after a little discussion about us hanging out and why its always being postponed and when we finally got to it, it ended pretty fast.. and after a bit of that i just left, he called later and we had an awkward 25mins conversation in which 10mins were probably just silence. i cleared out that we're still friends but shit keeps on happening etc. etc..

in conclusion, it was all just.. disordinary. (be it in the good sense of the word or the bad)

in other news, gwen's album is finally available in high definition, my fav tracks remain:

Yummy
4 In The Morning
Don't Get It Twisted
Now That You Got It
The Sweet Escape

and the now semi-wornout Wind It Up:

i'm lovin PCD and their album. i'm hooked on "Feelin' Good" right now.

you gotta watch this shit.

you hear me.

i hate physics. i love art.

finally done with my latest painting from art class (pics soon). i got my new canvas yesterday and started working on it today. :) im totally loving the pic im working on.

so basically i got invited to a "rock concert" yesterday, its going to be held in some guy's backyard and hell, at least it's a change of nature from the repetitive routine of 'marina'. i anticipate how it'll be and plan things out, just to later find out that i'm going to have physics tuition on wednesday at 8pm. JOY! that's practically going to kill my weekend, i cant reschedule or cancel the tuition cuz my exams are approaching and i've been pushing back things for as long as i can remember. for those of you that don't know me well: i'm a huge fucking procrastinator!

5-6 is apparently hot guys hour at the gym. yeeeeeesh!

finally found a really old track that i've been looking for; shakedown - at night.



love ittttttttttttttttt and so should you. gonna post a tracklist later to point out what im hooked on these couple of days.

Voila!

alright, so i've been contemplating the creation of this blog for a while now, but i finally got around to it! this is basically my box to dump in all my thoughts, views, concerns, stories, rants and everything else. enjoy!